But back to dialect. I recently wrote a brief article about Yorkshire dialect which was published in the Goole Times, the local paper. I reproduce it below.
I often talk to older local people who have lived in this area all their lives. And many of those who have been brought up in this area of Yorkshire still use, quite naturally, the local words and expressions which would have been used by their ancestors.
Our Yorkshire dialect is sadly dying out as we all listen to the same TV and radio programmes and families are much more mobile so that they often live far away from where they were brought up.
But some words and phrases survive and their use can sometimes be traced back to the early Norse settlers who came here from Scandinavia, before the Norman Conquest.
For example locally children are often referred to as 'bairns', a word which dates back to when the Vikings lived in Yorkshire - their word for a child was 'barn'.
Other common local words which have a Scandinavian origin include 'laiking' or 'larkin' [playing], 'lug' [as in carry something], 'midden' [rubbish tip or dungheap], 'rive at' [as in pull at], 'slape' [slippery], 'spretch' [as in eggs cracking just before hatching].
And Yorkshire farmers will describe a young female sheep as a gimmer [ from the Old Norse 'gymbr'].
I had an East Riding village childhood and have tried to pick out words which I either use or have heard used. Sometimes dialect dictionaries list words which have long fallen out of use or which were only maybe used in a mining or mill area.
The problem too is realising what is dialect and you only find that out when you use a word outside Yorkshire and people look at you a bit oddly and ask what it means.
So I have had 'trouble' when describing a ball of string as being 'taffled up', asking someone to 'rozzle up the fire' [ I think this is from my father who came from Driffield], 'side the table/ pots' or 'mash the tea'.
Many dialect expressions refer to the occupations of those who use them. So in this area we have a lot of farming and rural words and phrases although they are not the same as those used further west and north.
Here are some I have heard recently:
"It were wick with fleas" [a dead hedgehog picked up by a dog - 'wick' means alive although I have also heard someone ask if a cable was 'wick' [live].
Also I have heard people talk of 'an owd tup' [a tup is a ram], 'a black clock', [beetle], 'a spuggy' [sparrow], 'a stee'[ladder], 'a chimley' [chimney] and a 'peggy stick' [for stirring clothes in a wash tub].
A farmer might talk about 'leading hay' [moving it from field to barn] and being held up because 'it's siling down" [raining very heavily - a 'sile' was a coarse sieve used in the dairy] and someone who has been outside in the weather might come in 'fair nithered' or 'starved'[ both mean very cold'] and 'wet as thack' [ thatch]. When the work began someone might take out the 'drinkings' [the refreshments taken out to field workers] which in some areas were known as 'lowance'.
If a field was wet someone might say 'It's carr land" [land which is low lying and prone to be wet] and this same word is often used in names - there are many Carr Lanes about.
Other Yorkshire phrases often still used include:
'I'll bray you', 'I'm feeling badly', 'Stop faffing about', 'Can you fettle it?' ' Me kegs are all clarty', 'A'm fair mafted','There's a 'mawk' in that apple', 'Ah'l tret you', 'Bags I foggy', 'E's right fond clever'.
I have not included a translation of the phrases above - maybe someone would like to send one in and also any other Yorkshire phrases I have not mentioned.
In fact you might be surprised at how many words and phrases you use which in other parts of England might need translating.
So far I have not even touched on typical Yorkshire behaviour - the deadpan comment for example of a Hull bus driver this weekend who told me ' I'm not giving change today luv' before he handed me mine with a grin.
And of course the stock answer to the polite query 'How are you?'. A Yorkshire person rarely replies 'Very well, thank you' - he or she will usually say 'Oh, not so bad'.
Despite being taken to task by a dialect expert who wrote an erudite reply to my article explaining the complex origins of some of the words and suggesting that our dialect is not dying out, only evolving, I shall continue collecting interesting words and phrases I hear in conversation.
After all how many young people will tweet about it being 'Black ower Bill's mother's' [there is a black cloud and it looks like rain] or send a text sharing the joke "What's worse than finding a 'mawk' in an apple?" "Finding half a mawk"? [ a mawk is a maggot]
I actually think that as I have been writing this I have probably proved my point. My word processing program has littered my words with red underlining and has corrected several of the words for me. Writing dialect is a challenge in modern times.